2004-06-23 - 12:59 p.m.
Hi There!
My name is Bianca Dee. I am working on a casting for a popular reality tv show. We are seeking bachelor types, from around the country and I saw your [blabity blah blah.] You really stood out, and I'm very interested to submit you for this reality show. If you are available, and at all interested in finding a nice lady and being on tv, please e-mail me at bianca.du********@warnerbros.com OR Crew**@aol.com Att;' Bianca for more details. Please send some reference to your profile, or forward your picture to this address also so that I can match a face with the e-mail. Thank you. You may also call me direct at the studio at 818-972-****
Kind Regards,
Bianca
(Casting)
The moral of the story:
All you have to do is put "astronaut", "sculpting", and "cooking" into the same sentence, and hold your hand out..
i have a big fucking pile of laundry on my couch.. and i just decided to grant it sovereign status as a free fucking nation in my room..
i am bigger than my laundry.
i will fucking leave my laundry there from now on.. whenever someone comes over, i'm not gonna say, gee whiz i was about to fold it.. i'm gonna say.. hey you fuck... get your fucking hands off my motherfucking laundry u cleaning fuck.. this is my laundry..there are many like it but this one is mine..
and they'll ask, "...well can i sit on your bed.. and they'll also ask to have the first word, after their initial quotation mark, capitalized" and they'll also ask to have their literal question separated from their narrative request and removed from between the quotation marks..and i'll say, in single tick principle quotes, 'don't fucking sit on my bed and get it dirty..and don't move the fucking laundry to sit on the couch.. i like it where the fuck it is.. sit on the goddamn floor or get the fuck out.. and you will like the slurring of voices and elongated room principles and keep your fucking mouth shut..
