2004-06-27 - 3:38 p.m.
I just got a ticket for taking care of the baby ducks.
They said it was unlawful to help wild animals, even when abandoned by their mother.
I hope next time I see a cop in the street getting fucked up by five niggers w/rocks and machettes.. and the cop sees me ..and the beating pauses..and tears well up in his eyes because of the ray of hope he feels when i approach.. and he gets on his hands and knees and pleads with me and says, "thank you! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING TO MY RESCUE..THESE NIGGERS WERE BEATING ME SILLY.. PLEASE HELP ME KIND SIR!"...
and i'll look down at him and smile a sympathetic smile..and say, "i'm sorry .. i have to let nature take its course.. it's the law-- survival of the fittest.. and you look like you've just had your last donut...."
I would also like someone in the near vicinity to yell, "hey cop.... EAT A FUCKING BRICK.".. and then watch Jerome treat him like a lopsided basketball and stomp the fucking cop juice out of him... and beat that motherfucking bacon burger into a gooey donut pile of diabetic fluids and crooked teeth.
cops are fucking morons.
