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2004-06-25 - 10:50 p.m. first girls like you for who they hope you are..then they like you in spite of who you turn out to be. That's why i'm a scholar/artist/athlete/success story first and a liar second. you know how sometimes when you're thinking about going to IN-N-OUT and ordering a double double, animal style, and you open the door and your airsoft Glock 17 overnight package has arrived and you want to test out a dangerous hostage senario and you tie up a girl with a belt and 2 pairs of long athletic socks and put a blindfold disguised as a pair of checkered flannel boxers over her head and pull out your Glock 17 gun and blue ski mask and tell your friend outside that if anyone enters the building, she dies first and then you tell her to shut up and be quiet and you yell your demands outside the door and the neighbors come out of their house to see why you're yelling and then you have to explain to them what a mock hostage senario is and why you decided to stage one in the middle of the day instead of taking a normal lunch break like everyone else..? sometimes these things happen. sucks.
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