2004-06-28 - 1:14 p.m.
i like to hold a beef stick like a cigar
it gives me the feeling of winning something
like winning a war or a car
i wish i could have my beef stick and eat it too
because each time i take a bite of my beef stick, it gets shorter and shorter
until i finally have to concede that i'm just eating a little stick of beef and not actually smoking a really really short cigar
