2008-02-21 - 3:51 p.m.
this is going to be the most convoluted exposition on .... stuff.
where to fucking begin.
cars. cars are part of technology. but technology is just a euphemism for convenience. we want everything right now.. and who wants everything right now?.. babies. babies want it now. so that means we are children and why are we children?.. because we live in a childish society that encourages the childish to flourish and discourages maturity. this is why you never fucking grow up even though dumbfucks always diligently wish it upon you.
women are childish.
smokers are childish.
men are childish.
technology is childish.
principles violate the law of childishness.
i'm going to show you how..
i started feeding my dog raw meat. why? because he was eating doggy bits like most dogs in america.. but the problem is most dogs in america are suffering from various ailments all brought on by eating doggy kibble. it's cooked convenient little round balls. but those round balls contain lots of plant products and grains which don't mean much by themselves. but over a lifetime, it adds up to a lifetime of problems-- stinky poop, bad teeth, arthritis, varying birth weights, the list goes on.. these are all considered SYMPTOMS of a large problem -- a bad meal. it all starts with what goes into the body. the source.. if the source is polluted, the outcome will by default be polluted. so there are all kinds of symptoms of this pollution, from bad teeth to skin irritations and allergies, all stemming from one small source-- the daily diet.
and that's us today. we are a world lost in symptoms, so many in fact that we can't even recognize the source of the problem-- convenience. childishness.
back to cars. cars, most would argue, are an important innovation-- a step forward. i would fuck that and say they're actually a step backward. they cause pollution. lots of it. they cause lung problems. they cause all sorts of long term medical conditions, not to mention fucking up the environment (which i don't necessarily give a fuck about because this isn't a hippy exposition on pitching in to help your community.) now some would argue that ambulances are cars that save lives. they take you to the hospital faster. previously you would have had to walk 10 miles. so cars have improved your life right?.. wrong stupid motherfucker. you are in an ambulance because you got in a CAR ACCIDENT. you were hit by a car, dumbfuck. or you're out of shape because you drive a car all day and sit on your ass. now you have a medical condition which ironically requires you to be driven to the hospital in a .....
car.
yes dumbfuck. now you're getting it. technology seems to be about progress.. but it's really about convenience. how can i be lazier and make my life more convenient to free myself up for more important activities like surfing the net for porn.. see there's the problem, you're assuming that walking to work isn't a necessity or that walking to your relative's house 12 miles away isn't a necessity or that "wasting" time walking when you could be talking to a friend is problem. it isn't. the problem is with your perspective. walking is cathartic. many things happen when you walk. #1 you slow the fuck down. you consider things. you have time to think and not act like a dumbfuck as most rushed decisions indicate. you walk and improve your health. you don't end up a lazy fat fuck like most of america today. you walk and you learn. you learn to reflect and consider things. time is an important learning tool that few people employ effectively. u are not 'wasting' time walking. you are fucking learning the importance of life. you are learning to connect dots. you are learning to see things from a big picture point of view. you are learning to understand how all the little seemingly disconnected pieces fit together and add up into a beautiful fucking life equation.
u can't do that in a car fuckface. you need to walk. don't argue with me fuckface-- i've already anticipated your fucking mindless kneejerk reactionary argument to that statement and answered it in my head. there's not even a need to type it out, that's how fucking silly you sound to me. all because you forgot how to walk. you want to fly. you want to do everything out of order. you think you can fucking skip steps to life and not pay for them in the long run. wrong motherfucker. everything costs. everything has an opportunity cost. everything requires some form of payment.u want to get somewhere faster in a car, you have to forfeit your brain currency. now you're a stupid fuck subject to all kinds of molecular level problems...
and technology robs stupid people of their safety net.. see if you're stupid, the principles of life have a built-in defense mechanism to protect you. principles overwrite many unforeseeable problems. e.g. let's say you eat a vegetable. that vegetable is right now taking care of your stupidity. because it is foreseeing things for you. it's foreseeing your hemmorroids and heading them off at the pass. it's foreseeing the polyps in your colon so you don't have to research doctors and figure out the best physician to peek into your dark asshole because you're too stupid to even know where to begin. it's foreseeing your digestion problems and it's preventing you from pathetically trying to figure out which laxative to take with your particular metabolism.. it's foreseeing your hormonal imbalance and keeping you from ordering unnecessary prescriptions of prozac and subutex for your poor sleeping patterns which you'll obviously be too stupid to anticipate.
see. one fucking little vegetable prevented an entire world of your utter fucking stupidity. that vegetable has a hidden principle in it, that is your personal fucking safety net, your guardian angel. when you remove that watchdog, you subject yourself to all kinds of considerations that typically cripple stupid motherfuckers like you and inundate you with complex decisions you were never meant to make. now you have to decide on what physician to pick to heal the symptoms of your stupidity. now you have to decide on what combination of medications take and therapies to undergo to address the your short-sightedness. you are a victim of your own tiny little dinosaur brain. all because you thought you were smarter than the principle. all because you thought you could somehow circumvent the laws of the universe that are in place to help dumb motherfuckers like you survive with a minimal amount of hassle. by attempting to bypass a principle, all you're doing is making your life that much more complicated, that much harder to live.
technology is man's attempt to replace the vegetable. technology is man's attempt to replace common sense with fantasy and wishful thinking. you think you can have a cell phone on you 24/7 and not pay the price? you think having instant access to another person with the push of a button isn't going to cost you in the long run. the irony here that's lost on you dumb motherfuckers is that cell phones, will claiming to connect people together, actually push people apart. nobody talks to anybody in the immediate vicinity anymore because you stupid fucks have a cell phone glued to your face. this isolates you from the rest of society while ironically connecting you to fucking Ding Ding Mao on the other side of the earth. same with the internet-- access to everyone and everything, while learning nothing and getting to know no one. and you stupid motherfuckers are too dumb to even fathom the irony of this comical juxtaposition-- little children trying to play adults in a grown up world shaped by principles, not practices.. just because society practices something doesn't automatically make it practical. it simply makes it convenient aka childish.
oh but if we lost our cell phones, we couldn't stay in touch with family & friends like it says on the Sprint commercial. we would have access to emergency services. we couldn't get lost on mountains anymore. we could no longer save ourselves if we were trapped in the trunk of a serial killer...
you stupid motherfucker.
how do you think that serial killer got there in the first fucking place. idiot.
he's is a SYMPTOM. he is not the cause of your pain. YOU ARE. you are the cause of serial killers existing, not serial killers. your isolation has produced serial killers, your absurd requirements of the young have produced serial killers. your cell phones have produced serial killers. but of course you're too stupid to understand how and you're too short-sighted to see the connection in the long run. you think they just suddenly started appearing out of nowhere.. man is what you make of him. man is shaped. man is borne of propensity but shaped by principle. and the principles he encounters will make him either a lover or a killer. and nothing inbetween. there is no neutral position in the universe, no dedicated stop in growth. either you will grow towards maturity or you will mutate towards a grotesque childish counterfeit called society. and make no mistake, society is not mature by any stretch of the imagination. it is a frankenstein baby in a perpetual fetal position, placed their by good intentions and nursed on technology and other crippling conveniences that seek to retard its growth.
dating. ah dating. the principle of order. order requires a leader. children abhor and scorn leaders because leadership is a mark of discipline and discipline is the last thing on the minds of children.. women require men to lead them. men are more capable, smarter, faster, they are the safety net of females aka the stupid. but like all natural principle causing maturity, this concept is tossed aside in favor of 'equality'. well guess what happens when the child and the adult both try to steer the car at the same time. that's right dumbfuck. a car wreck affecting everyone on the road. this is society today-- the victim of childish decisions to remove the safety net of common sense and replace it with independence. just like a pouty child, women are taught to forsake discipline and favor convenience. and similarly, today's men are taught to give up responsibility and embrace equality. if men and women are equal, we've just negated the entire concept of romance.. but as is characteristic of any child, women will want to have their cake and eat it too. they will want romance while demanding equality. they want men to pay for everything, even though they demand to make the same money as men. this is utter hypocrisy. and men are so vaginized and demonized by society today that they buy into it. they toss out the principle of leadership in favor of the childish principle of demorcracy-- a stupid child's vote is now worth just as much, and often undermines, an educated adult's vote. men are not taught to lead so they are unfit to lead. they are not taught self-discipline because they don't receive any external discipline. in fact this childish society has outlawed maturity along with outlawing discipline; now it's a crime to spank a child. which essentially means it's a crime to grow up. it's a crime to provide safety for the helpless.. society would rather let you become a victim of our own stupidity as it has already victimized itself into a professional victim role. society claims to be independent while always brandishing the victim card:
somebody offended me, i will sue them. somebody didn't cater to my every whim, i will extract vengeance. this is the thought our childish society today. fuck responsibility. it's always someone else's fault. and instead of blaming the source, we are taught to blame the symptoms... the men are never taught that women could be wrong. they are always taught that they are at fault. this prevents the possibility of women ever unfucking themselves from their own self-centered childish view. instead of teaching people to investigate cause and effect, they are taught to accept what feels good immediately and reject what feels bad immediately. in essense they are taught short-sightedness. they are taught to see 2 inches in front of their face and not an inch more..
guess what dumbfuck, vegetables taste bad. ice cream tastes good. this is immediate. but childish. eat enough ice cream and you will endure the symptoms of your childishness. eat enough vegetables and you will be under the guardianship of universal principles that push mankind towards growth, towards maturity, towards self-discipline.
which brings me to stupid motherfuckers and their lack of communication skills. you see, yes, we're going to encounter even more irony as you'll note childishness is founded upon the ironic juxtaposition of intention and fuckup, of claim and conclusion. most of u fucking retards haven't figured out how to communicate yet. all you know how to do is complain about... *drum roll*... your ... symptoms. bingo, dumbfuck. which means you don't know how to LISTEN. listening is the essential component of communication because listening is an anti-self-centered activity. it involves you making a consideration of a position other than your own. this is an adult activity that children are immune to. which is why you stupid motherfuckers are so bad at it. you are only busy considering your own position and how things affect you. this again is classic short-sighted baby syndrome. so of course you're a bad communicator. you don't know how to convey what you want to say because you don't know how to transfer your world into someone else's world. this is like when dumb bitches talk about tracey dating tina's boyfriend when you have no fucking idea who these people are in the first place because the dumb bitches never provided any context for you to attach these names.. they assume you are privy to the thoughts in their head because, like little kids, they only consider their own position. and this is amplified by society because it seeks to coddle this self-serving instinct. instead of teaching you how to consider those around you, it teaches you to love yourself, to esteem yourself higher than others, to 'go with your heart', to 'reach for the stars', etc. these dumb motherfuckers never teach you the important principle of LIMITATION. limitations are not only healthy to understand, they are NECESSARY TO LIFE. people are so busy daydreaming like silly fucks, they forget how to operate in real time. their speech is self-indulgent. their views are self-indulgent and self-justifying. they suck the thumb of technology for a living and never figure out why their lives are characterized by a bottle and blanket. the world says dream big. but it never cautions you to respect your limitations and focus on being practical.
you know where debt comes from, dumbfuck?
it comes from daydreamers like you fucking dreaming up a storm of wants without having a reservoir of resources to obtain said wants. you think it's a fucking accident the deficit is a TRILLION FUCKING DOLLARS? how the motherfuck do you think it got that way in the first place?.. that's right. you wear fucking diapers to work. you spend what you don't have. society coddles your self-indulgent urges by assigning you credit-- another invention designed to keep you in perpetual babydom.
you can't buy what you want. so you dream and credit allows you to dream as big as you want. your teddy bears are huge. your rainbows are higher than ever. but your fucking novelty coma won't last forever. another important principle emerges: what goes up must come down. yes dumbfuck. you are on your way down. to the fucking cement floor. everyone pays the piper sooner or later..
what is gang life?...what do those dumb motherfuckers have tattooed infamously all over their bodies. a happy little clown (that's you) and a sad little clown crying (that's the future you all grown up).. see even gangsters realize the payment principle-- laugh now. enjoy it while it lasts, eat drink and be merry for tomorrow ye die. smile now, cry later. and make no mistake you will be crying later. not never. not maybe. you WILL cry. it will guarantee itself just as every single fucking principle guarantees itself into existence. this is why people don't fuck with gravity. they never disobey this principle on pain of death. that's how reliable gravity is. that's how reliable maturity is. it takes over and precedes all your childish whims about philosophical questions like: do i really exist? is this all a dream?..
jump off a fucking cliff and find out, genius. your fear of heights is justified. you have a built-in alarm designed to circumvent your ultimate stupid urge to think apart from the principles of the universe.
which brings me to smokers. i'll finish this later. shut the fuck up and go suck your thumb in anticipation of part II.
